Buzzword (noun)
A buzzword (also known as a fashion word) is an idiom, often a neologism, commonly used in technical, administrative, and sometimes political environments. e.g.
'Set in the spectacular generic, thematic landscape of somewhere in Europe, 'Generic Non-Entity 00.02 alpha' is an action adventure game in which we play Chesney Wangstrom, an archetypal 'regular joe' which nobody finds any interest in, and 'extreme' sports fanatic who finds himself embroiled in a mystery of incredibly derivative proportions involving cryogenics, cold war conspiracies, ecological terrorism and other random words that enable the use of deus ex machina and other 'user-centric convergence devices' to cover-up a lack of ' front-end emergent game play stylistics'. Metrics.
Key to the game’s appeal is the way Chesney moves from place to place: he has at his disposal a wild array of gimmicks, including snowboards, terrainboards, windboards, paragliders, jetskis, boats, cars, trucks, windmachines, blimps, dinosaurs, horses, pogosticks, spacehoppers, rollerskates, canoes, zombies, ninjas, vampires, robots, robot vampires, aquatic mammals, and many other vehicles which we are describing to you to cover up the complete lack of actual game play mechanics ( because they don't actually exist). It is through these that we both navigate the terrain and race to catch up with and influence the unfolding story within our incredibly sparse low ploy environments which we should have scaled down because there is actually nothing within them. These twists and turns (scattershot plotlines) depend on Chesney’s actions and decisions throughout the game, just like any other game that has been released within the last five years, since the days of the Atari Jaguar, which in turn depend on how we as interactive digital radeon wishywashy consumers perform when faced with Chesney’s missions, challenges and experiences. '
The Annoying Wordpixie
Thursday, 12 July 2007
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5 comments:
Are you trying to make a point here?
Lots of them.
Hey Pottej - you worked on Metal heads right ?
Nah I'm in Dare this year actually up in Scotland, I'm the embarassing guy doing all the talking for ClimbActic... Who are you?
Ahh no way! Good to meet you man - im really excited by your game - its the coop climbing game right ? Yeah i saw the image on your diary entry, its a really really strong concept (ps i <3 coop :) )
Sounds epic, yeah im on team lucid dreams also doing the speaking 0_o Ill have to watch the vid again :)
Aid
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